That's what friends are for!!

These are two stories about friendship.

Once upon a time there was an incredibly beautiful girl. This IBG just happened to be BFF with what might just be the coolest dog to ever. Well, until he made an honest mistake and thought a gift the IBG bought for someone was a dog toy and shredded it. Then he was kind of on her shit list for a little while. But! This is about friendship isn't it? Sorry, I digress... Since the CDE ever wasn't very good at emailing with his little stiff, albeit cool, dog paws the IBG stayed on top of emailing. One day the IBG was choosing a collar and leash for the CDE as he likes to look his stylish best at all times. Let's face it, cool beings do those things, yes even dogs, so it's rather expected and you shouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. As the IBG was finding the best match for the CDE she thought he would like to do a little modeling (he does that on the side you know). She inquired to whether the maker and seller of said matching leash and collar would consider putting the CDE on the website were she to forward them a picture once the collar and leash were in place and picture perfect setting and position was accomplished.

THEY AGREED!!!! JIMMY IS GOING TO MODEL FOR THE SHAKA DOG HAWAII WEBISTE AND HE'LL BE "ON THE TOP" THEIR HOME PAGE!! BRING IT BITCHES!!!

The End


There is another little story and it runs parallel with the above story:

Once upon a time there was an incredibly beautiful girl who suddenly had this song rambling about in her head (all day, every day) just because she thought she was clever (she was soooo clever, this part is true) and decided to get the coolest dog ever more exposure on the web. Due to the nature of this IBG's brain and it's incessant need to overrun her with outlandish thoughts and silly little ditties, the search for exposure had the IBG rendered helpless by a popular song written by the one and only, Madonna. For those of you that know nothing of Madonna, I want to say this: Madonna is so not the point of this story. She has enough exposure, she doesn't need my help. Since you are reading my story, you can also google the hell out of Madonna. I also recommend you climb out from under that rock you have been under for freaking ever and join the rest of us. Wait, that's not true. I might just be jealous of you and wish to know how it's possible to have internet under a rock. Otherwise I would like to inquire as to whether you need a roommate? Oh man, what just happened there? Sorry then, back on track here... focus! The song was going on and on and on without respite. Wanting to release a little of this personal hell the IBG, being bloggerific and all, sent out her silent plea of help. Oh happy readers, let your eyes celebrate!! That same plea did not fall on deaf ears and wouldn't you know it? Her blog was regularly read by a blatantly obvious super hero!! Being as BOSH's essential qualities dictate savior like behavior, this BOSH could not turn away. Turning away isn't very BOSH like to begin with. Standing vigil and towing trucks are closer to their style. A plan was established!! A support system was vigorously searched for!! Needless to say, being as BOSH's are super and hero's, it wasn't long before everything was put into place and sent back to the IBG through the comment section of her blog. Now I don't know how many of you read the comment sections on other peoples blogs (though I can personally say it's totally worth every second of your time) but considering how helpful and appropriate this comment entry ended up being, the IBG decided to post it where everyone could enjoy it and you never know, maybe someone out there might need the same help she did. Not that she's a BOSH mind you, or even a poseur... she was more hoping there is someone else having the same problems she is and they will just finally admit it as they are not the only one either...



The End