Sunday, January 18, 2009

Spinning makes you dizzy

My head has been filling itself with silly little questions so as to keep me occupied. My brain keeps me safe and for that I am grateful. Here's some of the endless prattle...

Why is it, to make a dogs foot proportionately circular (think teddy bear feet), you must first scissor the underside into a square and only then can you round off the corners into a perfect little circle? Why when you simply cut a circle does it come out so badly?

If we know what is causing global warming, why is Billy boy paying some unknown person (who has yet to come forth) a huge amount of money once they solve it? Why not just use that same gigantic wad of cash to hire the scientists to right the known problem?

Why are baby chicks so hardy? Have you seen them go through the process of nest to FedEx box? Every other baby bird would die from internal hemorrhaging caused by broken bones piercing vital organs.

If aerosol spray cans decimate the ozone, why are people still allowed to make them?

Why do people try so hard to figure out what they should do when they all ready know what they would want done in the same exact situation?

When did "could" and "should" replace "right"?

How did "it's the thought that counts" turn into positive reinforcement for no action and only voicing your thoughts aloud about doing something so others can assume you are a good person?

Why does it appear easier to try and control things totally out of your control rather than mastering consciously thinking about the things in your control that you don't like to think about?

Why does cooking a huge meal fill you up before you have even eaten it?

Why is the white male now portrayed as incompetent and cowardly? And are we okay with that?

Do we truly believe beings, capable of space travel, would not only approach this poisonous mess of a planet but then try to find the answers up our asses?

When did equality grant us the right to be totally irresponsible with other people on a level we ourselves would never accept?

It's a giant musing mud puddle in here folks. It might not be pretty but it keeps the mosquitos away.

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