You never know what the night has in store for you

Got some communication from The Prophet this evening that wasn't geared towards the common theme my sorry uselessness and instead focused on God's sorry uselessness. It was held together with a nice big helping of madness. Yes, it was as awesome as it sounds. Here's a little recap.

It all started with him needing to know if I was near a newspaper because of how "priceless" the Non Sequitor comic is because "it reveals a truth I've never seen in print before" and "it's what planet earth really is" not to mention he's "known this place was the dump for all the crap of the galaxy for some time".

Don't have today's paper?


Oh and just in case you are now really confused about what is going on, let me clarify... The truth of it is that the spirits of this world are the shit of life. The word GOD is an acronym and it stands for Gnomes Of Deceit and what they play on you is Games Of Deception.

Better? Good, cause we're not done. Stay with me here...

I'm being recommended to ask the women of my Bible study the next question which is: "Can you find out why NOW is the time the secrets are being revealed? What's special about now?"

I don't go to a Bible study anymore and it bums me out a little because I almost want to ask them, if for nothing else, to watch the expression on their faces while I plead with them to please tell me everything.

After enquiring about these "secrets" I am told to google the following words: "we are the children of concrete and steel this is the time the secrets are revealed". Don't worry, I won't make you work for it. It's a song named Type by a band called Living Colour. I couldn't even listen to the entire thing and ended up looking up the lyrics instead. It's awful. But secrets are secrets so if you'd like to do a little digging about, knock your socks off. Cause there are "lots of clues in the music".

Type by Living Colour

Stereotype
Monotype
Blood type
Are you my type?
Minimalism
Abstract expressionism
Postmodernism
Is it?

We are the children of concrete and steel
This is the place where the truth is concealed
This is the time when the lie is revealed
Everything is possible, but nothing is real

Corporate religion
Televangahypnotism
Suffer till you die
For the sweet-bye-and-bye
Science and technology, the new mythology
Look deep inside
Empty

We are the children of concrete and steel
This is the place where the truth is concealed
This is the time when the lie is revealed
Everything is possible, but nothing is real

Everything that goes around
Comes around

Hypothetical
Theoretical
Circumstantial evidence
Irrelevance
Don’t think twice
Just roll the dice
Pay the price
Snake eyes

We are the children of concrete and steel
This is the place where the truth is concealed
This is the time when the lie is revealed
Everything is possible, but nothing is real

We are the children of concrete and steel
This is the place where your fate has been sealed
This is the time when your life is revealed
Everything is possible, but nothing is real

Everything that goes around
Comes around...

Don't dig to hard though because after I asked what any of this had to do with my study I was told these powerful words:

Those who are meant to know will, all other's won't get it.

So if you're digging, stop. You just don't get it. Deal with it. Some of us simply aren't meant to evolve and that's that.

A little side note in case you might be wondering, Jesus is not an acronym. That was a con job. After all, that's why he disappeared for 18 years (from 12 to 30 years old). Not enough material to work with. Oh and btw Moses never made it to the promised land and Jesus died on the cross. He was forsaken by God. In fact, if you just look at it all objectively and see what happened, everyone and everything fails except for Lucifer. This whole thing is just a terrible mess.

I couldn't have said it better myself.