The Feds do it a little bit different but I've never had them, like, break into my house while I was there.

There hasn't been much happening in the world of the JH. We went up to Flagstaff this weekend and hung out with some people I could have lived with never meeting, as they reminded me just how disappointing people can be. We also went into the wilderness which consisted of romping the truck through the woods, going for some short hikes with the dogs, stopping to check out one of the many creepy chain link, wire trip, traps. They were laced with hay and large enough to fit a cow (still not sure what they were there for). Of course, these were the moments I cherished. I foolishly proceeded to mention the unfolded laundry still on the bed. That got us home in time to fold and provide our minds with some brain crack TV before slumber. Like I said, not much going on.

Although... I am going to make everyone's Christmas gifts this year. Why the hell not? I'm not certain I should disclose any details because it's a mystery who is reading this. I will say my ideas are 100% bad ass. I would also love to meet the person who has the balls to a.) say they don't like the gift you made them with your bare hands and b.) refuse to display said gift. So it really doesn't matter who likes what now does it? Manners and Etiquette are bullies that cannot be stopped. Ignoring this advantage is foolish.

Mr. F's brother came over and while he and Tabitha exchanged pleasantries on the swing, she was rude enough to rip his necklace in half. Maybe she was thinking of me and thought a little project might help? Who knows. He should know better than to hand me anything. He had another necklace give out and I promised him I would not only fix it, but make it even better than before. I did, but it took about three months. I just couldn't think of a fabulous way to put it together. Not to be mediocre, I sat on it while waiting for inspiration. Then I had a very disturbing dream. It started with me sitting on the the couch making his necklace. I woke up all freaked out but once I had calmed down I remembered my sleepy brilliance and commenced making the new superior adornment.