The dog two doors down started getting downright aggressive towards Tabitha the other night in the parking lot. I don't blame the dog. Lot's of change, little understanding, don't care, not my dog, and person isn't worth the effort. Tab decided the best POA was to throw herself onto her back in a state of please don't hurt me I love you so much even you won't be able to stand it. Which was fine (preferable even). Once bitch face was pulled off, Tabitha stayed on her back and continued her frenzied rolling. It must have felt terrific. I am going to point out how little it rains here. That means the ground is fucking gross. Grosser than usual (for me). All her white became a very dark gray. This all amounted to bath time. I'm a huge fan of Wahl products so I went ahead and ordered two gallons of their Absolute Purple/Whitening shampoo. I use whitening shampoo on every color dog except black. It brings out any highlights the fur might have making me a genius. This shampoo is seriously lacking and it's bumming me out. You need a ton to really get the hair clean and it doesn't leave the coat brilliant. It ends up just mediocre. So, a warning. Absolute Purple blows ass. I wonder what I will try next?
I don't know what is up with me and HA, double L, O, W, double E, N. Some years I am so into it. Carving pumpkins, dressing up... Other years, like this year, not so much. We have made October 31 Tabitha's birthday because it's dead close and no one can prove us wrong. Jim's was decided to be November 1. How weird is that? I wonder if I should simply embrace all this, dress them up and go trick or treating with them? How fun would it be to BOOOO every time someone gave them chocolate?
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ah yes, frenzied rolling or as we say back east "ecstatic writhing" Star gets way into that too. There's just no better way to make sure the deer poo gets all the way to the skin. I have a sweet tea tree solid shampoo bar for her, but in view of the fact she might have highlights I could be missing, perhaps I will whiten her.
Halloween is eh this year for me too. I carved a pumpkin but it sucked so I cooked it and ate it. I don't know why I had never known you could do that before. I'd never have hung out with them as much as I did if I knew they were snacks.
Star and I got charged by a Brahma bull sized brown lab with nuts that would shame a pork hog. His owner was screaming the whole time, making me uncertain of his intentions. I did the only thing I could think to do, which was stick Star's ass in his face. It really does work, and Jeff was most impressed with your knowledge.
JH #1 !
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