I'm so much better conscious?

Or at least more predictable anyway...

I do stuff when I am asleep. I should be grateful because I used to do way more things. Unconscious me has decided to narrow it down to phone usage. I used to walk around, sometimes outdoors and for a small spell I would often wake up in the craziest of places. Is unconscious me getting lazy? No one really knows because conscious me is kept in the dark about the whole thing. Anyway, I find myself checking my phone in the morning and often times finding the most awful things have happened. Whacko text messages, voicemail from people wondering what the hell I was talking about, the likes. I go to take a break the other day (making people shocked is just draining) and thought I would play a little phone game while taking said break. I open my games apps and what do I find? PacMan! Is unconscious me trying to tell me something? Does she think I need more fun in my life or is she just trying to show me she is not just some crazy bitch who sets me up to run damage control after she wreaks havoc? Or maybe this is her way of apologizing for all the other shit she happily partakes in? Again, this will remain a mystery because conscious me and unconscious me do not communicate. The ironic part is that I don't even really enjoy PacMan all that much. I have never been especially good at it. They say practice makes perfect and it has been downloaded so I am making the best of it. Death to little colorful ghosts and all that jazz.