Whoa. Just fucking whoa. I'm into wild rides but this latest one was ridiculous even according to my totally fucked up terms and standards. Let's just pretend the last however many days didn't happen and I'm staying in FL. That would totally work for me on both subjects. Tropical, birds, ocean, calm, need some stability anyone, get a job (part time), make lots of sick jewelry and mobiles that fit in with the sea side life style and the JH is going to try and settle once and for all. I shit you not. Besides, the J & T deserve a yard they can call their own and a steady place where when I leave to go the store they don't freak out and stand by the door wondering what the hell is going to happen next in their whirlwind life. Okay fine, we all need it. Nomad life is the shit. 100% awesome but having a base camp sounds pretty nifty too... I seriously can't see myself ever waking up here, walking outside and being all ugh. The plants I was so proud of keeping alive in MA are shrubbery and shade trees here. Hummingbird feeders aren't necessary, just grow the flowering vines (although you sooo know there will be one by a window somewhere...) and the little dudes come around.
I totally covered the hurricane issue with SD (surfer dude) and he says if you have ever camped for a little while with no electricity and running water, it's not a big deal. Have I? JH + Camping 4eva. He also says he'll give me surfing lessons and I can use his long board since it's a good starter board. Tell me I won't talk all surfer lingo and start territory wars by surfing where I want, when I want. Did you know surfers have territory issues? Don't they seem to calm and amicable for that type of shit? I can't wait because I have invading territory and acting like I don't know what the deal is issues and it always works out in my favor because I am utterly convinced we can all be super good friends and I am very persuasive on the subject. Also, hello? I have been invited to go boar and alligator hunting, along with shark fishing. HA! I can finally have "shark hunting" as a hobby on my resume and it will be totally true for once! YES! All I have to accomplish now is the ballroom dancing because I have humming completely mastered...
I'm going to like totally catch the swell brah.
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