After washing a dog, we perform what is known as force drying directly after the bath but before putting the dog into a cage dryer. It is called that because a dryer which produces forced hot air (really really fast air) is used to get the extra water off the dog and just generally breaks the hair up nicely making the dog dry faster. It's also used to get out the shedding undercoat and such like that. The girl who bathes and runs the front with us refers to this as "blowing".
Example: I'm going to go ahead and blow this dog now OR I'll be over here blowing Sammy so he can be finished faster.
Needless to say, this throws me into hysterics every time and it never gets any less funny. After she says it I am destroyed with laughter and everyone is staring at me while I try to regain composure and say things like, it's nothing, it's nothing, carry on soldier OR thanks for letting us know what's going down OR thanks for getting us ahead (haaaa! a head? get it?). I'm pretty sure no one understands why I am laughing and I am so not about to be all oh I'm laughing because you made reference to dog fellatio.
I'm just going to keep laughing like a fucking child. Because that's how I do.
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Such is life. The worst but funniest to me is when people trip and cannot catch themselves,such as on a curb. Still have not found anything as hilarious.....UNTIL NOW!!!!
omg, people falling down...
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