Hate is a strong word

You know what I hate? That beginning bullshit period when you are dating someone where all the preliminaries are discussed and it's just mundane crap that could be avoided if the whole world would just fucking cooperate with me on this one. I just like to roll up and act like I've known you forever and a day. As for all the mandatory garbage that other people seem to need (what do you do for work, how many siblings do you have, do you sacrifice kittens in your backyard late at night when no one is watching, do have any kids, blah blah yawn blah) I don't have the slightest need to know at first. Just fucking talk to me and act like you normally do you know? How many of your good friends do you feel the need to tell about your professional status? Seriously, don't worry about it, we'll feel it out as we go along, promise. Otherwise it's got the stagnant nothing of every single other date I've gone on which then has potential to fail because well, this is a first date right? Doesn't every failed relationship start with a first date? Fucking process process process. Seriously, meet me in a well lit place and hang out for a bit. If you can think of something bad ass to do, let's do it. It'll probably move you up a notch on my I hate first dates richter scale. If it has to do with unlit places, silence, axes or whatever everyone else in the whole fucking world enjoys doing, I'll probably give you the whole I thought I liked you until I got to know you spiel, throw a $20 on the table and leave. Seems fair right?

I picked up an AC unit yesterday and threw my back out. I don't think it's helping me feel positive. Positively painful maybe. Ha.

That felt good.

Over & Out