Speaking of which...

I have been seeing a lot of dogs with double nipples lately. Wouldn't it be cool if it signified something like two headed babies? Wait, would that be cool? I feel like it might backfire since people like the freshest and newest when it comes to dogs even if it's at the expense of the dogs. Hmm. Okay fine, I take it back. I would rather it meant the dog had special powers. As in the able to run a steam cleaner power, or the able to shoot lasers out of it's mouth power. I bet there would be a lot less people breeding or a lot more clean rugs.