Just to clarify

My very own blog critic (who will remain anonymous MM#1) contacted me today to mention me making drug references in my blog.

I am not on drugs nor do I plan to be in the future.

I do not do drugs or plan to in the near future. Well, nothing hard. Or even medium softness. Maybe soft soft. I take Aleve. I'll rarely smoke the mary jane right before watching a funny movie or taking a solid walk somewhere I am not going to bump into people and have to function like a normal human being (not applying to the person I am with at the time). I prefer (and choose) science fiction, suspense, anime, action, fantasy and drama over comedy every time and I normally live in areas that are congested. I crave sedatives when I can't sleep but more often than not end up watching a movie that is not a comedy. Now that I think of it, I crave sedatives all day, every day, but I'm thinking that is more a high strung/neurotic issue than a drug issue. It's not like I am out there mugging old women so I can go get my fix. Shit, it's not even like I am searching at all. For the sedatives, not the old lady to mug. I'm into old ladies. They give great advice and like me back just fine. They'd probably give me a $20 if I smiled and said my pleases and thank yous.

I barely drink, but I like to get hammered when I do drink, so I try to plan the night accordingly in case someone has to either kick me out or carry me out. I would so much rather have a soda and watch other people get hammered, laugh at them and go home early. If you want to drink with me, I would love that. I'll need somewhere to stash my dogs while we are out, so when we crawl back to your place, I can know they are all set and don't have to get all freaked out and then try to drunkenly get back to my dogs who are perfectly fine. I cannot make any guarantees when regarding my behavior, how long I'll last, if I'll change my mind last minute about going or how long I am going to sleep in the next day. Ball's in your court.

I am not trying to come across innocent in any way. I had my run and it was solid. I regret nothing and won't apologize but I'm finished.

Yesterday's drug reference was directly related to other people who might try to out crazy me.

I do not need drugs to out crazy anyone.

I hope that cleared everything up nicely.