Mystery is sexy!

While unpacking today I came across the thing I am mummifying. I hope you can't mummify something for to long damn it. I am usually far more responsible with things like this. I also don't usually move my dead thing collection around with me because of it's fragility. Although, while in VA we came across a deer skull and it was perfect so into the moving truck it went. I wanted to take the backbone too but it was frowned upon since the people we were staying with were older and older people can and will judge according to their timeline. They especially judge people who obviously don't give a shit what they think in a rude way. A deer spine could turn my impish don't care attitude into an I collect dead things and that makes me creepy which can be misconstrued as rude attitude and WHAM judgement. And you know I would dig myself further into the scaring old people hole by bringing up the fact that I am mummifying something in hopes that they would see me as an enthusiast of sorts. I would like to tell you what I am mummifying but I can't. I could get in trouble. Big trouble. It's not human. Humans are more trouble than they are worth when they are dead. I hope this isn't as well though. Damn. This thing is so fucking cool. If there was a cool richter scale, this would break it. This would fucking break that sucker in half. BOOM! later richter scale. You don't even know what cool is anymore.